We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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