if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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