But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Too much gin, very little bucket
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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