This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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