$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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