U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
God, I missed his penis.
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