Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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