I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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