so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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