Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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