omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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