He kissed a someone with a penis
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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