just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
