? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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