My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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