No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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