Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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