Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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