Whod you bang
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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