apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize
