I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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