He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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