She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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