Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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