Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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