Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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