Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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