Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
