i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
you had me at cake vodka
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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