i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
worst night to have a conscience
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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