don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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