bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Your topless pictures make me question reality
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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