i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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