the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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