this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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