how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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