i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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