i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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