Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
