they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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