I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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