I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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