I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Come on in and take your pants off
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