Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
home. puking in laundry basket.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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