what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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