Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I need a hoe opinion
go on
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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