I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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