To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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