nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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