I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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