Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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