im about as happy as oj after his trial
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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