So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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