I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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