I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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