do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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