you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Randomize
